Friday Funny
Murphy's lesser-known Dictum's:
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
-The 50/50/90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
-A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
And the best one...
-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Have a great weekend everyone!
-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
-The 50/50/90 rule: Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
-The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
-A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
And the best one...
-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Have a great weekend everyone!
posted by Sam at 9:44 AM
3 Comments:
I like these.....a lot. I think I will have these wallpapered on to my walls and go to mast for destruction of government property.
Tell your wonderfull wife I said hi.
I am not going to ask you to post your email address for the whole world to see.....so I'll give you mine instead. If only so you may send me a qick "hello" for the purpose of me using the return address to email YOU.
elw0611@juno.com
HEY! I was on jury duty! And to top that off I was the alternate. What does that tell you about myself? I guess that I will never figure it out because I'm not smart enough;)
My favorite is: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
LOL, I've never heard it put quite that way.
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