Friday Funny
I usually post a joke or a limerick or a one-liner, but I thought I'd share an ad from the local newspaper in the one horse town I work in. I swear I'm not making this up, in fact I'll save it in case someone wants to see it!
AB LOUNGER
Paid $100, sell for $75;
Received as gift, cannot use.
(740)XXX-2375
So besides the obvious funny that this person is too fat to fit into an ab machine, did they buy it or did they get it as a gift?
To make this an even better funny, the following ad was right below...
AB LOUNGER
used twice, $40
Lewis Veton handbag, new, $50
(740)XXX-4848
Even though it's cheaper, do you really want a machine that's all sweaty b/c the person was too fat to use it more than twice? But forget that, they have a REAL Lewis Veton handbag at an awesome price!!!!!!! What are the chances?
(BTW, it's spelled Louis Vuitton for those of you who are calling me for the actual number.)
Have a great weekend everyone. :-)
AB LOUNGER
Paid $100, sell for $75;
Received as gift, cannot use.
(740)XXX-2375
So besides the obvious funny that this person is too fat to fit into an ab machine, did they buy it or did they get it as a gift?
To make this an even better funny, the following ad was right below...
AB LOUNGER
used twice, $40
Lewis Veton handbag, new, $50
(740)XXX-4848
Even though it's cheaper, do you really want a machine that's all sweaty b/c the person was too fat to use it more than twice? But forget that, they have a REAL Lewis Veton handbag at an awesome price!!!!!!! What are the chances?
(BTW, it's spelled Louis Vuitton for those of you who are calling me for the actual number.)
Have a great weekend everyone. :-)
posted by Sam at 3:31 PM
1 Comments:
I love how an exercise machine is called a "lounger". Isn't that the opposite of exercise? HA HA.
Lewis Veton. :0)
That's all I have to say about that.
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